H.W. Chocomeal Facial

H.W. Chocomeal Facial
H.W. Chocomeal Facial
Brand: Health Wyze Media
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Availability: In Stock
Featuring: Includes 6 facials per bag ordered
Price: $12.15
or reward points: 2500

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Note: Each bag contains enough product to make 6 facials.

Why This is a Much Better Product

This product was inspired by the best facials that were being sold, which we nevertheless felt were simply not good enough for our own use or our audience. As with everything else that Health Wyze Media has produced, there were two overriding design goals. Our first goal was to create a healthy alternative (e.g. natural). Our second design goal was for our product to work as well as existing products (or even better). Going natural takes more work and expense on our part, so most manufacturers tend to cheat with damaging chemical ingredients that are hidden in the fine print. In the short term, their chemical facials seem to be beneficial, but the long-term effects (including skin damage and cancers) only get noticed much later, and nobody is the wiser. This is not how things ought to be.

We discovered that the better facial products were utilizing either oatmeal or chocolate, so we included both as main ingredients. Our only other ingredient is arrowroot powder, which is a natural thickening agent that likewise adds a stickiness for mild adhesion to the skin. Therefore, our facial product is literally safe enough to eat, so you won't find the obligatory "keep away from children" notice anywhere.


  • Gluten-free oat flour
  • Organic cocoa powder (Chocolate)
  • Arrowroot powder

We have endeavored to ensure that our ingredients are of the highest quality. The oat flour is Bob's Red Mill brand, a company whose reputation speaks for itself. The cocoa powder is from Anthony's Goods brand, and it is organic. Anthony's Goods also provides the arrowroot. We made a point to verify that none of the ingredients ever come from China. Arrowroot comes for Thailand, cocoa comes from South America, and the oats that we use are grown in the United States of America.

Basic Usage Instructions:

  1. Remove 3 tablespoons of the powder and place it into a small bowl for mixing.
  2. Add 2 tablespoons of water to the powder.
  3. Mix it thoroughly until it looks like chocolate pudding.
  4. Wait about five minutes for the mixture to thicken, and for the oat compounds to extract. While waiting, wash the face with a gentle soap.
  5. Evenly apply a thin layer of the facial to the face, and find a place to relax for at least five minutes.
  6. Wash the facial clean in the shower. It does not harm septic tanks.

Will It Make Me More Beautiful?

The short answer is maybe. We are certainly betting that it will help, but individual results vary. We have always contended that the truest beauty comes from inside, and that beauty is largely an expression of great health, but the cleansing action of this mask will generally help to beautify the skin. There are always exceptions, of course. We cannot promise that you'll look like a supermodel or a Greek god afterward, but you just never know.

For Male Readers Only

This product is great for men too. We specifically designed it to not be sexist. We have the facial for men who are tired of being kept down by women and their feminine products. You won't find womany fragrances like lavender in this facial, or such abominations as shea butter. We kept it simple as men want it. What man doesn't like chocolate oatmeal cookies? This is a "meat and potatoes" facial, so use it and exert your manliness. When you find yourself being approached by more of the ladies in public, just turn to your male buddies and say, "Laugh at my facial now".

When Itching Happens

Itching indicates that the facial has been left on for so long that it has begun drying on the face. This is normal for facial products.

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